The 5 Types of COVID-19 mums

❤️ The Kate’s: well educated, professional mothers who have been prepared for the pandemic since they first heard about it during their morning commute. She has contingency plans for childcare and a plumber installing bidets on all of their toilets.

💜 The Chelsea’s: stay-at-home mom with multiple children. She is calm and rational and has her home well stocked with enough food and supplies to last them several weeks. She is on her way to Trader Joe’s (with a face mask and freshly washed hands, of course) for more frozen vegetables.

💛 The Margaret’s: just realized yesterday that this might mean she has to stay at home with her children for weeks on end without any adult conversation other than her spouse. She is now afraid for her mental stability. Disney plus, wine, and grocery delivery services will be her only hope.

💚 The Karen’s: part time mother and homeschooler, promoting her self empowerment and business on insta stories. Her home is filled with the heavenly scent of essential oils and her fruit and vegetables are soaking in the sink. Currently googling how to make organic hand sanitizer for her non-vaccinated, vegetarian children.

🖤 The Stacy’s: have firmly placed themselves in the “f**k it” zone. She does not give a flip about the threat of covid-19 and will continue on with life as if everything were normal. She will be the mom willing to host play dates during quarantine and will definitely have wine to share when you run out.

For advice see – https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/coronavirus-covid-19/#symptoms

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