If you’re looking for another word for ‘vagina,’ might I suggest ‘vagina’?
After all, it is the clinically correct term (most of the time). However, if you’re looking for a less-technical term for your vagina, here are some fun options – 100 names for vaginas in fact!
The vagina is an elastic, muscular canal with a soft, flexible lining that provides lubrication and sensation. The vagina connects the uterus to the outside world. The vulva and labia form the entrance, and the cervix of the uterus protrudes into the vagina, forming the interior end.
People often use the term vagina to refer to the entire female genital region between the legs but this is incorrect.
In fact the external parts of the female genitalia which includes the glans clitoris, labia minora and majora, opening of the urethra and vagina (the introitus), and the surrounding tissue is called the vulva.
So, now you know about what one is – lets get to the 100 names for vaginas!
NAMES FOR A VAGINA
- Pink/Bearded Clam
- Red Wagon
- Honey Pot
- Muff
- Clunge
- Clout
- Chuff
- Fanny
- Gash
- Beef curtains
- Pish flaps
- Pandoras box
- Muff
- Vag
- Meat Curtains
- Flower
- Furburger
- Upright Wink
- Hippos yawn
- Cave of Wonders
- Hand warmer
- Vaj Jay Jay
- Vag
- Garage
- Fish Lips
- Taco
- Camel toe
- Love button
- Beaver
- French fry dip
- Pink canoe
- Badly packed kebab
- Meat wallet
- Axe wound
- Cunt
- Snatch
- Pussy
- Mini
- Downstairs
- Lady parts
- Fluffy
- There
- The Thing
- Bits
- Money box
- Purse
- Tuppence
- Lady Garden
- Miffy
- Minnie
- Quim
- Hoop
- Penny
- Ying-yang
- Buntsy
- Pinky
- Chuffy
- Bunny
- Popkin
- Button
- Coochie
- Wonder down under
- Poonany
- Crotch
- Cum dumpster
- Penis Glove
- Chuff
- Hush Puppy
- Twatwaffle
SPANISH NAMES FOR VAGINA
★ Pepa
★ Palomita
★ Vulva
★ Raja
★ Conho
★ Conejo
★ Potorro
KID FRIENDLY WORDS FOR VAGINA
If you’ve got kids, how do you politely refer to their V-A-G-I-N-A without calling it a V-A-G-I-N-A?
So, what can kids call it instead? The options are woeful, but they would appear to be as follows:
★ Twinky
★ Front bottom
★ Flower
★ Bajingo
★ Foo-foo
★ Moo Moo
★ Wee-wee
★ Twinkie
★ Twinkle
★ Mimsy
★ Pry-pry
★ Mooey
★ Minnie-moo
★ Foof
★ Fairy
★ Doodle
★ Doodie
★ Noony
★ Nunny
★ Loopy-loo
★ Lettuce.
★ Girlie parts/bits
★ Peach
These are cute, but I was told a child should always know the actual name Vagina. That way of someone God forbid, tries to touch her there, she can tell someone the accurate word for where she was touched rather than her peach or lettuce. She can learn the slang terms later.
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I agree, I teach my children the correct terms. This is just meant to be a fun post
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These are funny, but why don’t we just refer to it as a vagina to our children? It’s so much safer for them to know the real words
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I do with my children, I agree it’s safer. This post is just a fun post not intended to spread misinformation
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No worries – I appreciate the fun post! I’m more just commenting for others that may see it!
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Clunge. I only know this word because my OH referred to it as such.
Absolutely love this! Interesting, educational and hilarious! #TriumphantTales
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😂😂
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Button, really? now I have heard it all!
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Kind of cute🤔🤭
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Yeah 😆 I suppose it is.
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Hahahaha this is amazing! I love the collection. Now…. which one do I prefer? Hmmm…. “bits” ? ;-D
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Some of the names are horrific 😂
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